If a guy after the first date remembers the color of your eyes, concern about the size of your breast. I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary.
Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt. I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s getting serious. And most girlfriends never made it to a year, anyway.
If I were Nike and you were Mcdonald, I would be doing it and you would be loving it! I’m eating a sandwich, do you want those leftovers too?
Dear prince on a white horse, if you won’t show up soon, I will start dating with that stupid goat with the new Mercedes. If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand – it’s fun while you’re doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.